Thank you very much; here I go
I’m ready, ready as anybody can be
I’m ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you’re ready for me
I got ax handle face over a graveyard frame
I shoot tombstone bullets wearin’ balls and chains
I’m drinkin’ T.N.T., I’m smokin’ dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
‘Cause I’m ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you’re ready for me
Well, all right now……
All you pretty little chicks, with your own pretty little hair
I know you feel like I ain’t nowhere
But stop what you’re doin’, baby, come over here
I’ll prove to you, baby, that I ain’t no square
‘Cause I’m ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you’re ready for me
You hear me, you hear me……
I been drinkin’ gin like never before
I feel so good that I want you to know
One more drink, I wish you would
It takes a whole lot of lovin’ to make me feel good
Well I’m ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you’re ready for me

You know my heart is heavy
You know my head is hanging low
Well, my baby, she don’t love me
And people are wonderin’ which way did she go
Yeah, you know I got a funny feelin’
That she won’t be back no more
And now my eyes is red
You know they’ve been full of tears
It seems like blues in summer
You know it just won’t heal
Well, I know that you’ve been gone
Only twelve long hours
You know it seems like 33 years
I went down to the station
You know I looked up on the board
Well you know I didn’t see no schedule
I didn’t hear no whistle blow
Well I know if you didn’t ride the bus,
You didn’t ride the train
I wonder which way did my baby go
I went down to the station
You know I looked up on the board
Well there was no train schedule
And I couldn’t hear no whistle blow
Well, I know if you didn’t ride the bus,
You didn’t ride the train
I wonder which way did my baby go

Who do you trust
Well now, why don’t you tell me
Who you trust
Well, if you trust your lawyer
He won’t give you away
Why son’t you tell me who do you trust
Well, you know if you took the Bible
You better get on your knees and pray
Yeah if you took your friends in
I wonder what would they say
Yeah, you know if you took your friends in
You know I wonder what would they say
Yeah, you should give a little, you should take a little
And don’t you give cat away
Now who do you trust
Why don’t you tell me who do you trust
I don’t trust nobody, that’s who
You know you should trust some of your friends
The won’t give you away
Why don’t you tell me who do you trust
Well you know if you took up the Bible
You’re gonna get on your knees and pray
Yo know that, don’t you, Walter
Yeah, and the devil’s up and taken
And you know the target got away
Yeah you know I talked with my woman
And you know she’s here not to die she left me
Well you know, from now on I won’t trust nobody
I won’t trust nobody
Did you hear what I said

She’s a copper-colored brown
And her hair hanging down like a woman’s rig
Yeah, well you know she shake like jelly
When she’s walkin’ up and down the street
Yeah, you know the move of her body
You know she sure looks good to me
You know I take her to the country
And the pigs begin to squeal
Yeah, you know, watchin’ that short dress
That was hittin’ her right in the bend of her knees
Well you know….days won’t…..
This woman must be Jack the wheel
I watch her bounce….
Well, you know, I’m layin’ down with my girl
And I was tryin’ hard to get a little sleep
Well, you know, she was a queen in the bed
Like a fox squirrel up a tree
Well you know she was hurtin’ and kissin’ me
And she was climbin’ all over me
….well, all right….
Well you know I like to talk to the woman, boy
You know, I just love to see her smile
Yeah, I like to watch you when you’re sleepin’
Woman, woman, you want to look with each eye
Well you know I keep on watchin’ this little girl and
I don’t want her to make me cry

The gypsy woman told my mother, before I was born
You got a boy child’s comin’, gonna be a son of a gun
He gonna make pretty women jump and shout
Then the world wanna know, what this all about
But you know, I’m here,
Everybody knows I’m here
Well you know I’m your hoochie coochie man
Everybody knows I’m here
I got a black cat bone, I got a mojo too
I got the John the Conqueror, I’m gonna mess with you
I’m gonna make you girls lead me by my hand
Then the world will know
That I’m a hoochie coochie man
But you know, I’m here,
Everybody knows I’m here
Well you know I’m your hoochie coochie man
Everybody knows I’m here
On the seventh hour, on the seventh day
On the seventh month, the seventh doctor said
He was born for good luck and that you’ll see
I got seven hundred dollars and don’t mess with me
But you know, I’m here,
Everybody knows I’m here
Well you know I’m your hoochie coochie boy, girl
The whole round world know we here

Mamie, don’t you hear me collin’ on you
Oh Mamie, don’t you hear me collin’ on you
Well Mamie, I want to see you so bad, little girl
‘Til I don’t know what to do
Mamie, won’t you please shake my hand
Oh Mamie, Mamie, won’t you please shake my hand
Well, I love you so hard, Mamie
That you know I just can’t explain
Mamie, won’t you come and kiss me goodbye
Oh Mamie, Mamie, why don’t you come and kiss me goodbye
Well, you know I hate to see you leavin’, little girl
You know you’re gonna make me cry
Baby can you tell Mamie goodbye for me
Mamie, you got me down on my bended knee
Mamie, you got me down on my bended knee
Well, little girl, I hate to see you leave me
That’s why I’m begging you, please, please

Would you rock me baby, rock me all night long
Would you rock me baby, rock me all night long
Yeah I want you to rock me baby
Li ke my body ain’t got no bone
Rock me in the morning, just a little before the day
Rock me in the morning, just a little before the day
I want you to rock me, baby
Until you drive my blues away
Just want me to look like I don’t know why
Oh I know, honey
Just roll me baby, like you roll away with me
Well I want you to roll me home, darlin’
You don’t know how to do it, that makes me feel good
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Put your arms around me, like a circle ‘round us all
Put your arms around me, honey, like a circle ‘round us all
I want you to call me daddy
Let me lay down in your arms

Screamin’ and cryin’, thinkin’ ‘bout my past life to gone
Screamin’ and cryin’, thinkin’ ‘bout my past life to gone
Well you know, I used to have a sweet little mother
You know I had such a happy home
Screamin’ and cryin’, thinkin’ about the time I’ve been
Screamin’ and cryin’, thinkin’ about the time I’ve been
Well you know, I used to have seven wives
Well you know, I had twenty girl friends
Screamin’ and cryin’, wonderin’ where my people gone
Screamin’ and cryin’, wonderin’ where my people gone
Well you know, I feel my poor self sinkin’ down
Well you know, I can’t last very long
Screamin’ and cryin’, wonderin’ where my people gone
Screamin’ and cryin’, wonderin’ where my people gone
Well you know, I feel my poor self sinkin’ down
Well you know, I can’t last very long

Good morning little school girl
Good morning little school girl
Can I go home, can I go home with you
Tell your mother and your father
I once was a schoolboy too
Come on, be my baby
Come on, be my baby
I’ll buy you a diamond, I’ll buy you a diamond ring
Well, if you ain’t gonna be my baby sometime, honey
I ain’t gonna buy you a doggone thing
I’m not gonna buy you nothin’
Sometime I don’t know why
Sometime I don’t know why
Woman, what in this world to, woman, what in this world to do
You know I don’t wanna hurt your feelings, honey
And Muddy don’t get mad with you
Yeah, I never want to hate her
I’m gonna buy me an airplane
I’m gonna buy me an airplane
I’m gonna fly with it, I’m gonna fly with it right over the town
Girl, if I don’t find my sweet little woman
I ain’t gonna let my airplane down